The Lord Works in Hilarious Ways
Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008 • Filed under Cars
Don’t you get sick of people blaming the Devil for their problems? The Devil made me drink and drive. The Devil made me rob that bank. The Devil made me accept home renovations as gifts and not report them to the proper authorities while I served in the U.S. Senate.
For once, God is sharing some of the blame, according to the AP.
A man crashed his truck into another vehicle on the road while going 100 mph and surprisingly, he was not drunk, an even more amazing fact when you realize this took place in Texas.
The man claimed God told him to run the woman off the roadway. So he was drunk…on the Holy Spirit.
Thankfully, one sheriff’s deputy said God must have been with them because no one was killed in the 100 mph crash
BK says: December 2nd, 2008 at 2:10 pm
I may have no list of religious morals to follow, but at least if I ever hear a voice in my head I’ll know that I’ve gone crazy and not think its God actually telling me to do something.
May says: December 3rd, 2008 at 10:11 pm
You said truck, not drunk. Why is it amazing that someone isn’t a truck?
believer says: December 5th, 2008 at 12:59 pm
moron…i hope someone is directed to kick his butt in prison
Anonymous says: December 15th, 2008 at 6:43 pm
If this is real this has to be the most hilarious thing I probably have ever heard.
Anonymous says: January 18th, 2012 at 1:41 pm
Probably God being bored. XD