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The Worst Thing You Can Do is Repeat Yourself. The Worst Thing You Can Do…

Wednesday, June 11th, 2008 • Filed under Cars, Drunks

is repeat yourself. The worst thing you can do is repeat yourself. The worst thing you can do is repeat yourself. The worst thing you can do is…moving on.

According to the AP, a man got arrested for drunk driving twice in two hours.

The first time they caught him going the wrong way down a one way street. Hey buddy, those road signs aren’t suggestions.

Police took him to the station and released him to a family member. Then he got caught again when another officer caught him going 20 miles per hour over the speed limit. It’s a wonder someone with this amount of intellect could even find the gas pedal a second time.

This time police arrested and booked him. Not long after they placed him inside the jail, he asked an officer he could go for a quick drive.

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