Dumb Criminals

The Wrong Cab

Friday, April 24th, 2009 • Filed under Burglaries, Cars

It’s always good to know exactly who is giving you a ride. If it’s your friend, chances are he likes you. If it’s your mom, you have totally failed in life. If it’s the cops, you have totally failed and you are making God cry.

Some burglars learned something even worse about themselves when they broke into a house and then took a cab from the scene, according to the Telegraph.

It turns out the cabbie lived in the house that the men had just robbed. Well, I hope they had the decency to leave a nice tip.

The burglars even started emptying the stuff out while they were in the car, which the driver recognized as her own. That’s coming out of their fare.

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