Dumb Criminals

Think Outside the Brain

Wednesday, May 13th, 2009 • Filed under Cars

It’s no surprise that America has an unhealthy attitude with fast food. It’s not only bad for your digestive system, a major contributor to obesity and a cause of most long-term diseases, but it evidently also messes up your brain.

A man who led police on a 90 mph chase got caught because he stopped to grab a burrito from Taco Bell, according to the Fort Wayne Journal Gazette.

The man was wanted on multiple warrants and refused to pull over when an officer attempted a traffic stop. Maybe he was just looking for a place to park really, really fast?

The chase came to an end when he pulled into the Taco Bell parking lot and ordered a burrito. Police later arrested him. He said he stopped because he knew he was going to prison and wanted just one last delicious bite of a Taco Bell burrito. I smell a new ad campaign in the works.

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