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This Car is a Steal

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 • Filed under Cars

If I said it before, I’ve said it 1,487 times. Never, never go to a police station to complain about police seizing your money from a drug arrest in a stolen car.

According to the AP, a man went to a police station to complain about police seizing his money from a drug arrest in a stolen car.

They, of course, arrested him because police frown on driving stolen cars. It’s more a pet peeve, really.

Police found he had turned the car on and off with a screwdriver in the ignition. He insisted that it was just part of the design of his Phillips car.

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