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Totally Trucked

Thursday, October 29th, 2009 • Filed under Cars, Drunks

The key to avoiding trouble is identifying problems. If the first thought you have after getting wasted is “How am I going to get home?”, congrats. You’ve identified a problem.

A man driving drunk plowed his car into a fire truck, according to WBBM.com.

The fire truck wasn’t even moving that fast. It was backing into the fire station at the time of the accident. Something tells me this guy wasn’t very good at T-Ball as a child.

He also had no driver’s license on him at the time police arrested him. That should make it hard for police to identify him.

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  • Wes says: January 19th, 2010 at 5:19 am

    I wish the law for DWI was “One strike, you’re out”. If you’re caught driving drunk, you lose your license permanently.

    That might show people how seriously deadly it is to drive drunk.

  • zack says: January 20th, 2010 at 2:55 pm

    well maybe 2 because what if they quit drinking you never know how someone can change

  • randy says: February 3rd, 2010 at 3:02 pm

    in other country’s drunk driving can be a death penalty

  • Jaki says: February 4th, 2010 at 5:07 pm

    Well, in this country driving drunk leads to the death penalty as well except the people dieing weren’t even the ones drinking and driving.

  • Joey says: April 3rd, 2010 at 4:59 pm

    Thank god we dnt live in the country yore talking about randy

  • Crystal says: April 9th, 2010 at 12:09 pm

    whatta dummass… lol… fricken wierdo… natives can do a better job at hiding no lisence than that one…

  • chopper says: July 17th, 2010 at 11:32 pm

    joey i think we sould get death for drunk driving!!!!
    familys are killed everyday to drunk drivers!!!
    go madd

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