Dumb Criminals

Totally Trucked

Thursday, October 29th, 2009 • Filed under Cars, Drunks

The key to avoiding trouble is identifying problems. If the first thought you have after getting wasted is “How am I going to get home?”, congrats. You’ve identified a problem.

A man driving drunk plowed his car into a fire truck, according to WBBM.com.

The fire truck wasn’t even moving that fast. It was backing into the fire station at the time of the accident. Something tells me this guy wasn’t very good at T-Ball as a child.

He also had no driver’s license on him at the time police arrested him. That should make it hard for police to identify him.

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