Dumb Criminals

Totally Trucked

Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009 • Filed under Cars, Theft

No one should commit car theft but if you’re going to, make sure you steal a decent car because the car you’re taking is your getaway car.

Four guys were caught stealing a truck that wouldn’t even start, according to the AP.

Police caught the guys trying to push the car across the county line. I wonder how long police were chasing them.

Police charged two of them. Deputies said the car they stole was being used for parts and didn’t have the capacity to run. The same can be said for the thieves’ brains.

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