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Under a Full Moon

Tuesday, August 25th, 2009 • Filed under Cars, Drunks

For some weird reason, moving cars, bare buttocks and the police just don’t get along. Sad, isn’t it?

Police arrested a man suspected of drunk driving after he mooned another passing motorist, according to the Patriot Ledger.

Another driver saw the vehicle swerving in the roadway and decided to call police. Her suspicions were confirmed when the driver stopped his car at a stop light, got out and dropped anchor.

Police caught up to the driver where they saw him swerving between the lanes. It turns out its easier to pull your pants up BEFORE you get back behind the wheel of your car.

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