Dumb Criminals

Walk the Line

Monday, December 1st, 2008 • Filed under Cars

Life would be so much simpler if it were more like the movies. The homely looking guy or girl would get the pretty model or the star football player. The wicked are always punished in some horrible and ironic way that causes karma to realign. No one would have to worry about war or disease except when it’s in large chunks in order to drive its ridiculous plot.

One guy learned that the movies aren’t real the hard way when he stopped his car in a police chase just as crossed the border thinking police couldn’t arrest him, according to WMTW.com.

He led police on a short chase, then when he crossed the city’s border, he stopped his car thinking police couldn’t touch him. Little did they know they still have jurisdiction on his ass.

So when he stopped the car in another city and county thinking he had gotten away, police took him into custody. Then in an ironic movie twist, police drove him to jail by driving off into the sunset.

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