Dumb Criminals

What’s this? A stick shift?

Wednesday, October 12th, 2005 • Filed under Cars

A carjacker who was armed with a shotgun approached a man who had just parked a late-model Chevrolet Camaro in a company lot and ordered him out of the car. When the suspect entered the car, he discovered that it was equipped with an anti-theft device — the targeted vehicle’s manual transmission. The suspect did not know how to operate a stick shift. He exited the vehicle, took the victim’s keys with him and drove off with an accomplice in a waiting silver Chevrolet Cavalier with Missouri license plates. I guess this crook has some training to do for his next dirty job.

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