When I Think About You, I Punch Myself
Tuesday, August 18th, 2009 • Filed under Assaults, Cars, Drunks
You ever hear the expression, “I did something so stupid that I could have hit myself”? Someone should tell this guy that’s just an expression.
A man who ran his car into at least four other cars got out of his car and punched himself, according to the Fort Worth Star Telegram.
And anyone care to guess the cause of this little incident? That’s right, good ol’ alcohol! Alcohol: life’s comedy writer since 1900.
Police said no one was injured in the incident, except of course the driver who assaulted himself. I wonder if the court will let him sue himself for intention affliction of self-bodily harm? If that’s the case, I could really clean up. I’ve been smacking myself since I was a teenager. HELLO!
Maxassin says: August 22nd, 2009 at 3:13 am
LOLLOLLOL
Amaya says: August 29th, 2009 at 12:38 am
Wow. That would’ve been HILARIOUS to see. xDD
tateshi says: February 3rd, 2010 at 1:04 pm
the guys way too literal with the phrase “I did something so stupid that I could have hit myself”