Dumb Criminals

Without Clothes or Brains

Thursday, May 28th, 2009 • Filed under Cars

There’s nothing wrong with stripping. It’s a fun, free and healthy physical activity. It’s only wrong when it involves the destruction of private property or my mom.

Two people played a game of strip poker by throwing rocks off a bridge and scoring points by hitting cars, according to the AP.

They scored points by hitting the headlights with a rock. Every time they did, the other person had to take off an article of clothing. I’d ask sarcastically if these people had some kind fo a job they were supposed to go to, but this was probably the best use of their time, best for all of us.

They got caught because one of the cars they scored points with was a deputy’s cruiser. Something tells me they’ll lose more than points now.

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