Good Cop, Fake Cop
Friday, July 13th, 2007 • Filed under Con-artists
This story deserves quite possibly the biggest Nelson Muntz laugh since that time in the fifth grade when Yunni Lee tried to chug his milk at lunch and laughed real hard and when nothing came out his nose, he started crying skim. So all together now, real loud. Lemme here ya (big breath)…HA HA!
BOHEMIA, N.Y. (AP) — There were flashing lights atop his SUV and what appeared to be a police badge in his hand, but it was the man he tried to pull over who was the real police detective.
Robert Lane, 25, was arrested Tuesday on charges of criminal impersonation and aggravated unlicensed operation of a motor vehicle, Suffolk County police said.
A fake cop pulls over a real cop. What are the odds? And what are the odds that we’d learn about it? Actually the odds are better on the second one.
It also couldn’t have happened in a more humiliating way. According to the story, the fake cop pulled up next to the real cop. The fake cop flashed his fake badge. Then the real cop said in a very cocky way, “That’s not a badge.” Then he pulled out his real badge and said, “That’s a badge.” As an added humiliation, the real cop also happened to be Paul Hogan.
Sarah says: May 12th, 2009 at 1:47 pm
yikes. not a good idea, dude. wow. some people can be stupid.
johnny says: May 14th, 2009 at 2:48 pm
As much as i love this site you still make it harder for me to like you. There are great funny stories here But man your comments before those stories are just too darn annoying!! (sorry for the rudness). Please dont comment anymore “So all together now, real loud. Lemme here ya (big breath)…HA HA!”
Johnny says: July 18th, 2009 at 7:22 am
Your humorless interjections are just annoying. In fact, im sure theres a better site out there that has just solid humorous news without your retarded babble encompasing the core information that people want. I cant believe i wasted my time writing this seeing as Im never coming back here again.
Kevin says: August 24th, 2009 at 12:22 am
Stop bitching. At least he/she supplies humorous news at all. It certainly gets daunting at times, and what better way than to randomly type humorous anecdotes on stories he finds particularly interesting?
Sean says: September 7th, 2009 at 2:16 pm
HEY! That Nelson Muntz gag was funny! You lot just don’t have a sense of humour! Besides that Kevin guy. Honestly, a guy writes a joke on a website titled Dumb criminals, where C’MON it’s supposed to make you laugh and you write an entire message slating, who writes a comment on a thread like that??? It’s like he put so much effort into writing it well and phrasing it all articulately but no one even cares. In fact, if anything, that whole anthology thing, just makes him look like a douche. Bit hypocritical of me, writing this whole trash post but that guy just really got on my nerves. C’mon, give the guy a break, he’s funny and you’re a turd.