Good Cop, Fake Cop
Friday, July 13th, 2007 • Filed under Con-artists
This story deserves quite possibly the biggest Nelson Muntz laugh since that time in the fifth grade when Yunni Lee tried to chug his milk at lunch and laughed real hard and when nothing came out his nose, he started crying skim. So all together now, real loud. Lemme here ya (big breath)…HA HA!
BOHEMIA, N.Y. (AP) — There were flashing lights atop his SUV and what appeared to be a police badge in his hand, but it was the man he tried to pull over who was the real police detective.
Robert Lane, 25, was arrested Tuesday on charges of criminal impersonation and aggravated unlicensed operation of a motor vehicle, Suffolk County police said.
A fake cop pulls over a real cop. What are the odds? And what are the odds that we’d learn about it? Actually the odds are better on the second one.
It also couldn’t have happened in a more humiliating way. According to the story, the fake cop pulled up next to the real cop. The fake cop flashed his fake badge. Then the real cop said in a very cocky way, “That’s not a badge.” Then he pulled out his real badge and said, “That’s a badge.” As an added humiliation, the real cop also happened to be Paul Hogan.
Sarah says: May 12th, 2009 at 1:47 pm
yikes. not a good idea, dude. wow. some people can be stupid.
Kevin says: August 24th, 2009 at 12:22 am
Stop bitching. At least he/she supplies humorous news at all. It certainly gets daunting at times, and what better way than to randomly type humorous anecdotes on stories he finds particularly interesting?
baz says: September 19th, 2010 at 12:50 pm
Hey dude, its true, your opening comments are not working. Just let the stories get to the point, thats why we are here.
Rose says: March 4th, 2011 at 12:46 am
cut the guy some slack, he/she spends all day at a computer finding funny news so what if there’s random banter? odds are the person dosen’t get out much. No offense.
Hayley says: March 21st, 2011 at 7:19 pm
You people should stop complaining. A good chuck of the time his jokes are the only funny thing about the crimes. I mean, the crimes are kind of funny but the only thing I actually laugh at are his jokes.