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Bathroom Dreams

Wednesday, May 7th, 2014 • Filed under Break-Ins, Corrupt Cops

Have you ever had the dreams where you just REALLY need to urinate? But you can’t find a single viable bathroom? Maybe the public bathroom is on a stage, or maybe it’s the worst toilet in Scotland. Unfortunately, this is a reality for some.

Two detectives in Florida were arrested for breaking into City Hall. Why? They had to use the restroom, and apparently the one in the detective wing was “nasty”. According to Huffington Post, they didn’t recognize the “severity of the situation” at the time. Their little excursion caused the embarrassment of the entire police force, but citizens claimed that this wasn’t very surprising considering reputation of the law enforcement in this particular city. Too many doughnuts and too much coffee in their systems probably.

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