The Gouda, the Bree and the Ugly
Thursday, December 20th, 2007 • Filed under Corrupt Cops
Sing along with us everybody! Ohhhhh, weeeee, loooooooove, cheese! We think it’s really great! Oh we love cheese! We want some on our plate. We love any kind as long its cheese in liquid or solid form. If we don’t have our cheese, we’ll feel forlorn. So give us cheese or give us death, that’s what we said. Serve it to us so we can shove it in our head.
According to Ananova, some cops in Italy were busted for taking cheese bribes.
We’ve got to say the cops in this case weren’t very smart. If you’re going to accept a bribe, accept something that can’t be smelled from space.
The weird part is they were accepting them from motorists. Do people in Italy carry cheese in their glove compartments in case of an emergency? I keep underwear in mine, which sort of smells like cheese.
Internal affairs investigators have already arrested four of the officers for taking cheese bribes and believe five more officers may have been involved. They plan on catching them with giant mouse traps.
Melanie says: December 10th, 2008 at 4:49 am
HAHA! This is priceless! And wouldn’t you carry cheese in your car if you knew it’d get you out of trouble with the police?!
sam says: February 3rd, 2009 at 11:55 am
what’s wrong with carrying cheese in your glove compartment?
starwarslover11 says: November 21st, 2009 at 2:07 pm
the only thing wrong with chese in your glove compatment is that the swiss might mix with the feta
Wes says: January 3rd, 2010 at 5:40 am
You have it wrong. They were stopping delivery vans and holding them up for cheese. And it wasn’t even good cheese. Just mozzarella.
Ruri-chan says: October 19th, 2010 at 10:16 am
Ahh, cheese. Everybody loves cheese, even me! But bribing someone with cheese gives it a bad name, so RESPECT THE CHEESE, PEOPLE!
Nyah! I’m really hyper right now! XD