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Not-So-Funny Money

Monday, April 14th, 2008 • Filed under Counterfeit

There’s an expression that goes “shooting yourself in the foot.” This guy just unloaded a whole clip into his Airwalks, which would be really funny if this were the 1980s and everyone wore Airwalks.

According to the AP, a man posting ball on a traffic charge got a whole new bail when he posted his original bail with counterfeit money.

The man was arrested during a traffic stop for driving with a suspended license after he made an illegal left turn. Why do so many people drive after they lose their license? Shouldn’t that be a clue that maybe they don’t have a handle on this whole driving thing?

He posts bail and an officer discovered the bill was a fake. Apparently cops can spot Monopoly money a mile away.

He got put back into jail, this time on a felony charge. No word yet on whether or not he used his get out of jail free card.

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  • Schultz says: April 27th, 2008 at 10:23 am

    One would think that if you don’t have a drivers license that you would obey every traffice law. Just shows you how absolutely stupid these jerks are.

  • Morgan says: April 28th, 2008 at 11:21 am

    Breaking news! That guy is an idiot!

  • Billy says: May 1st, 2008 at 8:01 pm

    i didn’t know that monopoly money could be used for anything besides MONOPOLY!!

  • Danny says: May 3rd, 2008 at 1:10 am

    well Bob, if that’s your real name, I think you’re stupid and I wish I could block you from the world, unless you’ve already done it yourself seeing as how you probably live in your parents’ basement off meat they throw down to you

  • Your mother is a >pause says: May 20th, 2008 at 12:24 am

    Apperntly, Bob, you’re the next runner up for the Stupidest Criminal of 2008. Your crime? Blocking yourself. HAHAHA Noob!

  • James says: June 2nd, 2008 at 1:09 am

    I can’t believe nobody has made the obligatory “you fail at grammar” post yet.

  • Sarah says: June 9th, 2008 at 11:45 pm

    Yeah. Im a nice person

  • Ruri says: December 19th, 2008 at 8:46 am

    I can’t even think of a snappy comeback for this! What… the… HELL!

  • Tay says: March 25th, 2009 at 6:41 pm

    a guy in switzerland took monopoly money to a bank and exchanged it for real money, he told the teller it was new american money

  • skyclad says: October 20th, 2009 at 3:15 am

    WOW and ouch!

  • MM says: September 24th, 2010 at 10:30 am

    Soleil Lune bullshit your ten
    that is a bit too good grammer for a ten year old
    i mean come on
    but uhh…good luck investigating ghosts
    and please dont be like taps
    goin to poeples houses and tellin em “uhh u have a ghost…but we gotta go so…good luck with the psycopathic ghost living in your kids room”
    i mean come on who goes to somones house and tells them they have a ghost…and not remove it???
    dumbasses
    but the dumbest thing is…the poeple call them anyways!
    LOL

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