Dumb Criminals

Not-So-Funny Money

April 14, 2008 @ 1:25 am · Filed under Counterfeit

There’s an expression that goes “shooting yourself in the foot.” This guy just unloaded a whole clip into his Airwalks, which would be really funny if this were the 1980s and everyone wore Airwalks.

According to the AP, a man posting ball on a traffic charge got a whole new bail when he posted his original bail with counterfeit money.

The man was arrested during a traffic stop for driving with a suspended license after he made an illegal left turn. Why do so many people drive after they lose their license? Shouldn’t that be a clue that maybe they don’t have a handle on this whole driving thing?

He posts bail and an officer discovered the bill was a fake. Apparently cops can spot Monopoly money a mile away.

He got put back into jail, this time on a felony charge. No word yet on whether or not he used his get out of jail free card.



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13 Comments »

  1. Schultz Said,

    April 27, 2008 @ 10:23 am

    One would think that if you don’t have a drivers license that you would obey every traffice law. Just shows you how absolutely stupid these jerks are.

  2. Morgan Said,

    April 28, 2008 @ 11:21 am

    Breaking news! That guy is an idiot!

  3. Billy Said,

    May 1, 2008 @ 8:01 pm

    i didn’t know that monopoly money could be used for anything besides MONOPOLY!!

  4. Bob Said,

    May 1, 2008 @ 8:02 pm

    this website is the most stupid website that i have ever seen its so dumb im going to block you all from internet

  5. Danny Said,

    May 3, 2008 @ 1:10 am

    well Bob, if that’s your real name, I think you’re stupid and I wish I could block you from the world, unless you’ve already done it yourself seeing as how you probably live in your parents’ basement off meat they throw down to you

  6. ronilb Said,

    May 19, 2008 @ 9:30 am

    hey bob heres a suggestion how bout you just block yourself your the idiot that came to the website in the first place. its called dumb criminals.com obviously the stuff they put up here is not going to be all that stimulating!

  7. Your mother is a >pause Said,

    May 20, 2008 @ 12:24 am

    Apperntly, Bob, you’re the next runner up for the Stupidest Criminal of 2008. Your crime? Blocking yourself. HAHAHA Noob!

  8. James Said,

    June 2, 2008 @ 1:09 am

    I can’t believe nobody has made the obligatory “you fail at grammar” post yet.

  9. Pluto Said,

    June 9, 2008 @ 10:42 am

    Can I have a go now?
    James I don’t think it’s worth making grammar comments when the post itself is just so stupid regardless.

    Hey Bob, if it’s so stupid why come here? Or why bother positing at all? It’s like seeing a movie, thinking it’s crap, then going to see the same film again so you can tell other people who have just seen it too, how crap it is. What the yanks call a hater.
    So rather than wasting the hour you must have spent staring into space thinking up your substandard comment, why not do better yourself.
    At least this site is amusing, more than could be said for you.

  10. Sarah Said,

    June 9, 2008 @ 11:43 pm

    GO PLUTO!!! BOB…U STINK!!!

  11. Sarah Said,

    June 9, 2008 @ 11:45 pm

    Yeah. Im a nice person

  12. J.T. Said,

    July 8, 2008 @ 10:24 pm

    Yeah, Bob’s so stupid even his name link doesn’t work.

  13. Alex Said,

    October 1, 2008 @ 3:08 pm

    Bob, you obviously took the time to look through the website before you came to this story, so apparently you didn’t think it was stupid. You’re just being a dick.

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