Not Thinking Outside (or Inside) of the Box
Thursday, April 16th, 2009 • Filed under Counterfeit, Smugglers
Some plans don’t get thought out to their fullest extent. This one probably never even went down on paper.
A man trying to smuggle turtles into the country illegally was caught when he put them in a box marked “scorpions,” according to Reuters.
The scorpions label prompted a border agent to check the contents of the box since certain species are also illegal to bring over the border. You would think someone who’s about to break the law would at least take the time to know what law they are breaking.
What’s worse is the suspect was a former U.S. Border Patrol agent, someone who is professionally trained to know customs enforcement laws. Does ICE train their agents at DeVry?

casey says: May 18th, 2009 at 9:57 am
i dont see why it matters becuz like its just turtles who cares???????
Monkey says: May 20th, 2009 at 3:56 pm
Watch out there scorpions! sike
Soleil Lune says: July 23rd, 2009 at 4:52 am
I agree with Casey.
Wes says: August 15th, 2009 at 4:18 am
Bender cares about turtles. Don’t make me get 30th Century on your ass.
Roxy says: September 9th, 2009 at 1:53 pm
thats just gay.
Kediset says: February 6th, 2010 at 8:21 pm
um.. it could have been a protected turtle species he was trying to smuggle in.. and anyhow that’s besides the point.. he lied about what was in it.. why lie if what he was doing wasn’t illegal?