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A Green Amber Alert

Wednesday, February 11th, 2009 • Filed under Drugs

I’m not the kind of person who likes to tell other people how to take care of their own children. If you’re coming to meet for advice on raising your kids, you either have no else to turn to or a worse judge of character than Pontius Pilate.

One guy called the police to report a missing child while he had a crop of marijuana growing in his home, according to the Post Star.

The man called police because he couldn’t find his child, possibly because the child was unable to be seen in the field of marijuana plants he had growing throughout his house.

Police came to the home and found the plants as well as the child who was hiding in a closet. Police must have been a bit worried because if someone had that much marijuana in their house, there is a good chance they might have eaten the child.

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  • Chris Ridenour says: February 21st, 2009 at 1:39 pm

    I guess he “forgot” that pot is illegal.

  • colton says: March 3rd, 2009 at 4:27 pm

    lo0l what a nether numb *** fool

  • mr kenn phelps says: March 3rd, 2009 at 7:41 pm

    Dont get high on your own supply

  • GooBeR.NuT(: says: March 26th, 2009 at 8:46 am

    this is ridiculouss!
    i cant believe the child was by all the pot.
    he could have been killed :(

  • SunflowerEatEr says: April 22nd, 2009 at 12:17 pm

    Thats about as dumb as the cop who was off-duty smoking pot with his wife that he had previously taken from someone. He ended up calling 911 cause he was trippin’ and thought he was dying. YouTube it, its funny

  • SunflowerEatEr says: April 22nd, 2009 at 12:23 pm

    Im all for pot. I smoked it when i was preg. And it helps pain a lot! Not to mention my child is developmentally ahead of other kids his age!

  • casey says: May 11th, 2009 at 1:16 pm

    wow want to invite me over? JUST KIDDING um why would you do that?

  • danielson says: May 19th, 2009 at 8:15 pm

    shut up goober nut no one wants your retarded opinion. Kids not gonna die from being around a pot plant and he wouldn’t die even if he smoked it. cant overdose on bud yo.

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