A Real Jackass
Saturday, January 17th, 2009 • Filed under Drugs
I realize that jackass is a synonym for donkey, but drug lords don’t name their couriers “drug donkeys” so leave me and my pseudo-pun alone.
A drug “mule” who lost his package at an airport called customs to help him get it back, according to the Canadian Press.
The mule didn’t just lose his bag and then call customs claiming he lost his bag. He actually told them he lost his cocaine. I’m sure that’s not the only thing he lost.
He even asked the government to issue a press release confirming that he lost the drugs so his boss wouldn’t retaliate against him. Something tells me he had someone write it for him.
The drugs were recovered when a Boy Scout Ranger found the cocaine on the Canadian border, helping the government recover the drugs and helping him earn his “drug sniffing” merit badge.