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Another Kid Gets Into Pot

Monday, March 31st, 2008 • Filed under Drugs

Just when you think the world couldn’t be a worse place, another kid gets into his parents’ drug stash. Oh that reminds me, hope everyone had a happy and joyous Easter out there.

This time according to the South Bend Tribune, two adults got busted after the woman’s kid brought their pot to day care.

Police said the day care workers became suspicious of the children’s behavior when the children ate their entire supply of finger paint and glue.

Police found the weed in the boy’s pocket and confirmed it to be marijuana. When asked where he got the stuff from, the boy responded, “Dave’s not here man.”

Police arrested the mother and the boy’s uncle. None of the children were harmed during the incident, and are being interviewed by authorities about how the universe probably just exists in the thumbnail of a bigger living being.

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