Dumb Criminals

Been A Pleasu–BAM!

Thursday, November 3rd, 2011 • Filed under Drugs, Murderers

People are always weird about money, it seems. “Hey Jeff, can I borrow a dollar? I simply cannot survive another second without exposing my digestive system to this highly caffeinated and fattening beverage.” “Sorry, man.” “(insert look of complete and utter contempt)….it’s fine.”

But at least you don’t run the risk of getting shot. According to Palm Beach Blog, a traveling drug salesman was dropping off some weed to one of his customers, when he didn’t comply to hand over the $5 in change. Enraged, the buyer punched him in the face. Not to be outdone, the seller pulled out his gun and shot him in response. Someone obviously failed AP Business Essentials…

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