Brains Not Included
Hey kids, Christmas is just around the corner and your parents need something they can hide their drugs in as they pass through airport security. Why not ask for a Mr. Potato Head?
According to the Associated Press, someone tried to mail ecstasy from Australia to Ireland by hiding the tablets in a Mr. Potato Head doll.
Their first clue something was amiss? The person trying to sneak them past customs got into an argument with the Mr. Potato Head over whether My Chemical Romance or Smashing Pumpkins makes for a better rave.
No arrests were made in connection with the incident because a police official said Mr. Potato Head refused to name his accomplice.
Police are saying this is the most significant bust since they caught Barbie trying to smuggle 10 grams of cocaine through a French airport by hiding it inside fellow supermodel Kate Moss’ nose.
thunderbird Said,
October 28, 2007 @ 9:48 pm
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