Dumb Criminals

Breaking Bath(room)

Sunday, December 28th, 2014 • Filed under Drugs

What’s the sketchiest thing you’ve ever done in a public restroom? My friend said that where she grew up, the family restroom in a particular mall was “infested with STD’s”. At my school, the worst bathroom findings are thirty pounds of used chewing tobacco and unoriginal graffiti. Nothing says academia like empty Grizzly cans juxtaposed with scribbles of “your beautiful”.

At least none of these will land someone in jail. However, a young man in Florida was arrested for making meth in a park restroom. Police were notified of chemical smoke emanating from the men’s room around 8 am, and stopped by to witness meth being cooked out of a single pot. According to Huffington Post, the chef had already been arrested several times for various misdemeanors. Maybe he should consider an RV in the future.


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