Dumb Criminals

Burglars Get Hosed

Sunday, May 14th, 2006 • Filed under Burglaries, Drugs

You know, it’s like I always say about people who smoke marijuana…uh, wait, give me a minute. I always say…come on what is it?

WEST HOLLYWOOD, Calif. (AP) - Four men were arrested Friday for investigation of trying to burgle a medical marijuana clinic after someone used a garden hose to climb down from the roof, authorities said.

The men, whose identities were not immediately released, were arrested without incident and did not manage to steal any pot, sheriff’s Detective Sylvia Arreseigor said.

A deputy responded to a burglar alarm at The Farmacy medical marijuana dispensary about 5:45 a.m., where he saw someone inside the closed shop and called for backup, Arreseigor said.

The burglar apparently cut open a metal grate on top of the roof and used a garden hose to lower himself down, she said.

Wow, remember when your parents told you drugs make you stupid? Seriously, do you remember? Because I can’t.

It also sounds like they might be in danger of committing another crime: copyright infringement. That’s right, this was taken straight from the first “Mission: Impossible” movie when Tom Cruise is lowered into the safe room so he can hack into a CIA database except he didn’t use a garden hose and the plot is easier to follow and is more believable.

Oh well, you know what they say…wait, um, what do they say? You know, they, I don’t remember who they are.

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