Dumb Criminals

Call of the Weird

Thursday, October 15th, 2009 • Filed under Drugs

This kind of thing happens so many times that I’m literally running out of jokes to make about it. If only someone would have the smarts to do it differently like while wearing a funny hat or behind the wheel of a clown car. That, of course, implies that they have smarts to begin with, so that won’t happen. Thanks fate.

Another stoner called the police to report his stolen bag of pot, according to 3news.co.nz.

This time it was a 54-year-old who reported her missing pot. Talk about a hot flash.

She told police two men had broken into her home and demanded she give them her pot plants, so they arrested and booked her for possession of something she no longer had in her possession. The law’s funny, ain’t it?

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