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Careers At Their Finest

Monday, September 3rd, 2012 • Filed under Drugs

Facebook? For jobs? That’s right, it’s called LinkedIn. And no, it’s not like you’re qualified based on how many pictures of cats you’ve published. Or how many Taylor Swift songs you’ve made your status. Or even *gasp*  how many times you’ve been “married” to a friend who also happens to be your “sister”…

Yeah, it gets bad. But at least nobody on Facebook is trying to advertise their meth business. Yet. A woman in Harris County was found out through her LinkedIn profile, on which she describes herself as a “Chemicals Professional”.  According to Houston Press, her rap sheet includes a number of other offenses, such as DWI, stolen goods, and assault. Not really the kind of professional they look for on the internet, hmm?

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