Dumb Criminals

Cut Wrong

Monday, May 9th, 2005 • Filed under Drugs

An angry man walked into his local police station and threw a bag of cocaine on the counter. He told the desk sergeant that it was a substandard cut and demanded that dealer he bought it form be arrested.

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  • RainbowScorpFem says: February 18th, 2006 at 1:07 pm

    You HAVE to be kidding me?
    I thought I’d read and heard a lot of dumb things before, but this one is the icing on the cake.
    Like there isn’t laws against POSSESSION!
    He should’ve been arrested and checked out for mental chemical imbalances.
  • J.T. says: June 16th, 2008 at 1:18 pm

    You haven’t been here long have you? There’s so many stories like this it’s not even funny anymore.
  • J.T. says: June 16th, 2008 at 1:19 pm

    RainbowScorpFem, You haven’t been here long have you? There’s so many stories like this it’s not even funny anymore.

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