High school is that wacky time of life when kids get to be kids. Boys get to be boys, girls get to be girls and freshmen gets to be the world’s bitch. I’ve always believed we let teenagers get away with too much because when we see the teens acting up or violating the law, we think, “Oh those are just teenagers being teenagers” instead of “There is no God.” Take for instance…

DALLAS (AP) — An honors student has been charged with delivering marijuana-spiked muffins to a teachers lounge in a senior prank that sent 18 people to the hospital and triggered an FBI and terrorism investigation.

“I had no idea of the scope of my actions,” Ian Walker, 18, said Friday, a day after he and friend Joseph Tellini surrendered to police. They could receive 10 years in prison or more if convicted of felony charges.

Walker is accused of bringing adulterated bran muffins to Tellini’s suburban school May 16 and claiming they were part of a Boy Scout project. When Lake Highlands High School employees ate the muffins, they began complaining of nausea, lightheadedness and headaches.

Most of those sickened were quickly treated and released, but Rita Greenfield, an 86-year-old receptionist, spent two days in the hospital.

“They were just thinking it would be fun to get these teachers all silly and giggly,” Greenfield said. “I do not think of this as a prank at all. It has caused heartaches and hard feelings.”

He had no idea about the scope of his actions? He brought weed onto a school campus! If only his parents had bought him that telescope he longed for so desperately as a child…

For their little prank, they each got five counts of assault and since they were teachers or employees of the state, they got bumped up to assault on a public servant, which each carries a possible sentence between two and 10 years in prison where “muffin stuffing” takes on a whole new meaning.

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