Dumb Criminals

Don’t Look So Smuggle

Thursday, March 5th, 2009 • Filed under Drugs, Smugglers

If you’re ever arrested for smuggling, an excuse that almost never works is “HeyIdunno.”

A smuggler busted for bringing drugs into the country said he thought he was bringing diamonds in the country, according to the London Times.

The man claims his contact told him he would be smuggling diamonds, but police uncovered cocaine. I guess they were just powdered diamonds.

That’s what he gets for packing at the last minute.

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