Drive Up in Smoke
Friday, June 30th, 2006 • Filed under Drugs
Pot smokers’ ultimate weakness (other than blurred vision, lack of strength, bad judgment, slurred speech, numbness of the hands and feet, loss of short and long term memory and low sperm count) is their love of munchies. If you’re ever being attacked by a stoner, just waft a fried chicken leg in his face and call the police.
BUFFALO, N.Y. (AP) – A pair of pot smokers picked the wrong day to use the drive-thru window at a KFC restaurant in Buffalo. Two men in their 20s pulled up to the restaurant’s window and asked for the Wednesday special.
Meanwhile, a couple of narcotics detectives were inside ordering their food. That’s when a cloud of marijuana smoke wafted into the restaurant. The detectives then spotted the two men smoking what one of the cops called “the biggest marijuana cigar your ever saw.”
The detectives went outside and arrested 23-year-old Charles Morris and 26-year-old Gregory Quick, both of Buffalo. The two men were charged with possession of marijuana and smoking it in public.
One of the cops said he got the cashier to refund the pot smokers’ money for the Wednesday special.
Of course, any good cop who spotted the two would have known they were under the influence of marijuana. Their first clue? They voluntarily wanted to eat at KFC.
Unfortunately the story ends on a bad note. They never got their Wednesday special and they got the munchies so bad, they ate their way out of their cell and escaped.