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Dude, Where’s My Marijuana?

Wednesday, November 7th, 2007 • Filed under Drugs

This is a story that’s has old and classic as time itself: boy loses weed, boy calls police to report his stolen weed, police meet boy, police find some of weed at his house, police and boy fall in love.

According to the Associated Press, a man was arrested after reporting someone stole his marijuana and police found some of the stolen stash in his home.

The man reportedly told police two masked gunman stole 150 pounds of his marijuana. Police have been combing the Baskin-Robbins for their whereabouts ever since.

Police arrived and found approximately 15 pounds of leftover marijuana on the floor. He reportedly told police the drugs were his, which a police officer told the AP was “not the smartest move.” If you’ve got 150 pounds of marijuana at your disposal, smart and move aren’t in your vocabulary to begin with.

Police are still looking for the two masked gunman. They are believed to be armed and…uh, I forget man.

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