Dude, Where’s My Marijuana?
Wednesday, November 7th, 2007 • Filed under Drugs
This is a story that’s has old and classic as time itself: boy loses weed, boy calls police to report his stolen weed, police meet boy, police find some of weed at his house, police and boy fall in love.
According to the Associated Press, a man was arrested after reporting someone stole his marijuana and police found some of the stolen stash in his home.
The man reportedly told police two masked gunman stole 150 pounds of his marijuana. Police have been combing the Baskin-Robbins for their whereabouts ever since.
Police arrived and found approximately 15 pounds of leftover marijuana on the floor. He reportedly told police the drugs were his, which a police officer told the AP was “not the smartest move.” If you’ve got 150 pounds of marijuana at your disposal, smart and move aren’t in your vocabulary to begin with.
Police are still looking for the two masked gunman. They are believed to be armed and…uh, I forget man.
tyler says: November 7th, 2007 at 11:42 am
well god damn. that sucks for that dude, but i guess he was a dumbass.
sam says: November 7th, 2007 at 8:58 pm
haha! that’s too bad for him. but he was dumb to begin with. LOL, ROTFLMAO
Linzee says: November 8th, 2007 at 12:47 pm
Don’t smoke dope when you’re high! You don’t get any higher, just lower on dope.
SECRET LADY says: November 8th, 2007 at 3:08 pm
Why not just be happy they didn’t take everything, and make up the difference with what you still had. Like the police are going to say, “We’re nbot going to take you to jail because someone stole a big portion of your stash, you have suffered enough.” They are going to bok your ass still, and now when you get out they will be watching you, cause now they know you have access to large amounts.
MJ says: November 9th, 2007 at 1:56 pm
HAHAHAHA sounds like something I would do.. I mean like if i smoke dope which i don’t.
Kevan says: November 13th, 2007 at 3:15 pm
what a loser
HaleyAri says: November 13th, 2007 at 4:39 pm
I think this made me laugh, really hard, considering I am BLOWN.
hahahahahahahaha
Hadyn the unwise one says: November 18th, 2007 at 7:14 pm
dope is foor deros i do heroin
Hadyn the unwise one says: November 18th, 2007 at 7:14 pm
sorry for deros not foor deros (idiot)
Iron Tigers says: November 23rd, 2007 at 5:05 pm
All druggys should do that
Yo ladies cortney & elizabeth!!!!! says: December 3rd, 2007 at 10:56 am
whats up with the Marijuana, i have to admitt you did made us laugh with you’r Marijuana thingy majigure. I just have to say HAHAHAHAHA and good luck keep it going and wait don’t forget charing is caring
smoke ya latter bye,
Jane says: December 7th, 2007 at 10:50 am
who ever has or dose smoke dope are SOOO DUMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jane says: December 7th, 2007 at 10:53 am
britteny is a dope head lol jk
Jane says: December 7th, 2007 at 10:55 am
I am just playin she dont do that she is a goody good gurl. lol no she really to good to do that
Jane says: December 7th, 2007 at 10:56 am
she has naughty time lol
Jane says: December 7th, 2007 at 10:57 am
who ever has or does smoke dope are SOOO DUMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shreet says: February 28th, 2008 at 2:07 pm
so…what do yall think about Forest?
Bella says: March 8th, 2008 at 5:55 pm
Wow I bet you that he really had 200 lbs. @ the beging of the week and by the time that the people took it he had done so much that that is the reason that he called thee police. what a drugy. drugs are soooooooo stupid.
T-Ckraz-E says: March 26th, 2008 at 2:26 pm
Ya i was the one who took it???lol jk i wish but ya cronic isnt a drug it is all natural!
T-Ckraz-E says: March 26th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
cronic isnt a drug it is all natual! so there take that ya bunch of little girls!
T-Ckraz-E says: March 26th, 2008 at 2:54 pm
ean is gunna get a beatdown for never smoking wit me???what a bitch i kno huh?
obietrice says: March 26th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
tim is gonna get da atown beatdown cuz hez gonna make me throw down money….
T-Ckraz-E says: March 26th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
thats outa my church by the way noob
obietrice says: March 26th, 2008 at 2:56 pm
ur a noob
T-Ckraz-E says: March 26th, 2008 at 2:56 pm
man it aint no ckuz in here u fruit cake ean!!!
obietrice says: March 26th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
ha ha david is gay
obietrice says: March 26th, 2008 at 2:59 pm
soo how much u got ckuz??
T-Ckraz-E says: March 26th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
more then u have ever seen in ur life Bro!!!you still tryin to keep it cKrackin?
obietrice says: March 26th, 2008 at 3:01 pm
ha ha ha ha i doubt it….wtf u talking about??
T-Ckraz-E says: March 26th, 2008 at 3:01 pm
you tryin to be a cKrip ass nigga…..jk ckuz if u were i would have to smake you ckuz u are right behind me nigga lol i am dippin after this period….jus to walk arround tho
T-Ckraz-E says: March 26th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
david looks like he is on ckrack
T-Ckraz-E says: March 26th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
he smokes rocks!!!!!!
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T.C. King says: May 15th, 2008 at 7:04 pm
wat kind of dumbass would do something like that,he should go to jail for bein so stupid.lol