Dude, Where’s My Marijuana?
This is a story that’s has old and classic as time itself: boy loses weed, boy calls police to report his stolen weed, police meet boy, police find some of weed at his house, police and boy fall in love.
According to the Associated Press, a man was arrested after reporting someone stole his marijuana and police found some of the stolen stash in his home.
The man reportedly told police two masked gunman stole 150 pounds of his marijuana. Police have been combing the Baskin-Robbins for their whereabouts ever since.
Police arrived and found approximately 15 pounds of leftover marijuana on the floor. He reportedly told police the drugs were his, which a police officer told the AP was “not the smartest move.” If you’ve got 150 pounds of marijuana at your disposal, smart and move aren’t in your vocabulary to begin with.
Police are still looking for the two masked gunman. They are believed to be armed and…uh, I forget man.
tyler Said,
November 7, 2007 @ 11:42 am
well god damn. that sucks for that dude, but i guess he was a dumbass.
sam Said,
November 7, 2007 @ 8:58 pm
haha! that’s too bad for him. but he was dumb to begin with. LOL, ROTFLMAO
Linzee Said,
November 8, 2007 @ 12:47 pm
Don’t smoke dope when you’re high! You don’t get any higher, just lower on dope.
SECRET LADY Said,
November 8, 2007 @ 3:08 pm
Why not just be happy they didn’t take everything, and make up the difference with what you still had. Like the police are going to say, “We’re nbot going to take you to jail because someone stole a big portion of your stash, you have suffered enough.” They are going to bok your ass still, and now when you get out they will be watching you, cause now they know you have access to large amounts.
MJ Said,
November 9, 2007 @ 1:56 pm
HAHAHAHA sounds like something I would do.. I mean like if i smoke dope which i don’t.
Kevan Said,
November 13, 2007 @ 3:15 pm
what a loser
HaleyAri Said,
November 13, 2007 @ 4:39 pm
I think this made me laugh, really hard, considering I am BLOWN.
hahahahahahahaha
Hadyn the unwise one Said,
November 18, 2007 @ 7:14 pm
dope is foor deros i do heroin
Hadyn the unwise one Said,
November 18, 2007 @ 7:14 pm
sorry for deros not foor deros (idiot)
Iron Tigers Said,
November 23, 2007 @ 5:05 pm
All druggys should do that
Yo ladies cortney & elizabeth!!!!! Said,
December 3, 2007 @ 10:56 am
whats up with the Marijuana, i have to admitt you did made us laugh with you’r Marijuana thingy majigure. I just have to say HAHAHAHAHA and good luck keep it going and wait don’t forget charing is caring
smoke ya latter bye,
Jane Said,
December 7, 2007 @ 10:50 am
who ever has or dose smoke dope are SOOO DUMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jane Said,
December 7, 2007 @ 10:53 am
britteny is a dope head lol jk
Jane Said,
December 7, 2007 @ 10:55 am
I am just playin she dont do that she is a goody good gurl. lol no she really to good to do that
Jane Said,
December 7, 2007 @ 10:56 am
she has naughty time lol
Jane Said,
December 7, 2007 @ 10:57 am
who ever has or does smoke dope are SOOO DUMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shreet Said,
February 28, 2008 @ 2:07 pm
so…what do yall think about Forest?
Bella Said,
March 8, 2008 @ 5:55 pm
Wow I bet you that he really had 200 lbs. @ the beging of the week and by the time that the people took it he had done so much that that is the reason that he called thee police. what a drugy. drugs are soooooooo stupid.
T-Ckraz-E Said,
March 26, 2008 @ 2:26 pm
Ya i was the one who took it???lol jk i wish but ya cronic isnt a drug it is all natural!
T-Ckraz-E Said,
March 26, 2008 @ 2:28 pm
cronic isnt a drug it is all natual! so there take that ya bunch of little girls!
T-Ckraz-E Said,
March 26, 2008 @ 2:54 pm
ean is gunna get a beatdown for never smoking wit me???what a bitch i kno huh?
obietrice Said,
March 26, 2008 @ 2:55 pm
tim is gonna get da atown beatdown cuz hez gonna make me throw down money….
T-Ckraz-E Said,
March 26, 2008 @ 2:55 pm
thats outa my church by the way noob
obietrice Said,
March 26, 2008 @ 2:56 pm
ur a noob
T-Ckraz-E Said,
March 26, 2008 @ 2:56 pm
man it aint no ckuz in here u fruit cake ean!!!
obietrice Said,
March 26, 2008 @ 2:57 pm
ha ha david is gay
obietrice Said,
March 26, 2008 @ 2:59 pm
soo how much u got ckuz??
T-Ckraz-E Said,
March 26, 2008 @ 3:00 pm
more then u have ever seen in ur life Bro!!!you still tryin to keep it cKrackin?
obietrice Said,
March 26, 2008 @ 3:01 pm
ha ha ha ha i doubt it….wtf u talking about??
T-Ckraz-E Said,
March 26, 2008 @ 3:01 pm
you tryin to be a cKrip ass nigga…..jk ckuz if u were i would have to smake you ckuz u are right behind me nigga lol i am dippin after this period….jus to walk arround tho
T-Ckraz-E Said,
March 26, 2008 @ 3:02 pm
david looks like he is on ckrack
T-Ckraz-E Said,
March 26, 2008 @ 3:03 pm
he smokes rocks!!!!!!
Dumb Criminals » Once and for All, Police Will Not Recover Your Stolen Stash Said,
May 3, 2008 @ 2:04 am
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T.C. King Said,
May 15, 2008 @ 7:04 pm
wat kind of dumbass would do something like that,he should go to jail for bein so stupid.lol