Dumb Men Tell No Tales
Monday, January 12th, 2009 • Filed under Drugs
Ever have a good idea that just goes completely wrong because you managed to overlook one teeny tiny flaw? Not counting any of your past marriages, of course.
One man had that idea when he decided to set up a meth lab in a funeral home, according to WVEC.com.
On the one hand, it sounds like the perfect hiding spot. Dead guys aren’t going to walk out of the funeral home and report you to the police unless the Bible isn’t just an allegory and I’ve been wrong about God all along.
The problem is that this particular funeral home was located across the street from the local sheriff’s office and the suspect left the light on after hours. So unless there’s a zombie that lives there, police were bound to start getting suspicious.
Police found the lab and arrested the guy the next day when he showed up for work. Shocking, isn’t it? A meth head showing up to work…and on time! That’s a mighty impressive resume.
Red Harring says: January 13th, 2009 at 5:01 pm
First!
Blue Harring says: January 13th, 2009 at 5:02 pm
Second
js says: March 14th, 2009 at 1:28 pm
ya they are usually 3 hours early lol