Game Over
Sunday, December 30th, 2007 • Filed under Drugs, Theft
When you call police and tell them that someone broke into your home and stole your Playstation and your pot, you aren’t just pulling the biggest bonehead move of the year by telling police you do drugs, you’re also making my job much, much easier. Keep it up!
According to the San Diego Union-Tribune, a man did exactly that, although we’re also sure he told police someone stole his Ding-Dongs and Doritos as well.
The man reported someone stole his video game system and pot at gunpoint, which was really unnecessary. You don’t need a gun to rob a pothead. They’re so high that pointing a banana at them would get the job done.
The man then called police and told him someone stole both his games and his ganja. He also got a view of the suspect’s car as it fled the scene. Apparently, it had “four wheels” and ran on magic.
Nalgas says: January 22nd, 2008 at 2:12 pm
He must be one dumb boy that needs to quit smokeing
ching says: January 28th, 2008 at 4:25 pm
You must be a dumb boy for mis-spelling smoking.
smoker says: January 29th, 2008 at 8:27 pm
“You don’t need a gun to rob a pothead. They’re so high that pointing a banana at them would get the job done”
this is not completly true, i know that if some dumbass broke into my house and tried stealing my shit, id grab the gun out of his hands and shoot him.
not all potheads are lazy. just the ones that become stupid from smoking a pound a day for 20 years. most of the PH that i know are acutally very violent people if they get messed with.
Meliara says: February 9th, 2008 at 9:00 pm
Smoking pot in the first place is just plain dumb. that stuff can ruin your brain.
T-Ckraz-E says: March 26th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
pot is natual and smoke it all day!!!!!
veronica says: March 27th, 2008 at 8:00 am
none of you people can spell….losers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jack says: March 28th, 2008 at 10:13 am
Veronica, they could just be making typos instead of spelling mistakes.
STONERBOY says: April 1st, 2008 at 9:01 am
you must have never smoked weed before to think that a banana at them would scare them, HAHA they would just stand up and take then banana and eat it and laugh in your face
smoke weed everyday
veronica says: April 4th, 2008 at 6:55 am
nobody asked you jack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jack says: April 7th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
No one asked you to criticize their spelling and yet, here we are…
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Bob Saget says: October 30th, 2008 at 1:29 pm
Weed doesn’t make you stupid. Generally, a dumb pothead was dumb before they started smoking. You could have said that pot affects short term memory, and I would have agreed.
P.S. I smoke all day and my I.Q. is 144 (4 points above genius)
Jimbo says: October 30th, 2008 at 1:29 pm
Wahdley doddley doo, i’m a bicycle.
Ruri says: December 19th, 2008 at 9:06 am
Stealing a video game system, I can understand. But stealing pot!? God, what was he smoking!?