Game Over
When you call police and tell them that someone broke into your home and stole your Playstation and your pot, you aren’t just pulling the biggest bonehead move of the year by telling police you do drugs, you’re also making my job much, much easier. Keep it up!
According to the San Diego Union-Tribune, a man did exactly that, although we’re also sure he told police someone stole his Ding-Dongs and Doritos as well.
The man reported someone stole his video game system and pot at gunpoint, which was really unnecessary. You don’t need a gun to rob a pothead. They’re so high that pointing a banana at them would get the job done.
The man then called police and told him someone stole both his games and his ganja. He also got a view of the suspect’s car as it fled the scene. Apparently, it had “four wheels” and ran on magic.
Nalgas Said,
January 22, 2008 @ 2:12 pm
He must be one dumb boy that needs to quit smokeing
ching Said,
January 28, 2008 @ 4:25 pm
You must be a dumb boy for mis-spelling smoking.
smoker Said,
January 29, 2008 @ 8:27 pm
“You don’t need a gun to rob a pothead. They’re so high that pointing a banana at them would get the job done”
this is not completly true, i know that if some dumbass broke into my house and tried stealing my shit, id grab the gun out of his hands and shoot him.
not all potheads are lazy. just the ones that become stupid from smoking a pound a day for 20 years. most of the PH that i know are acutally very violent people if they get messed with.
Meliara Said,
February 9, 2008 @ 9:00 pm
Smoking pot in the first place is just plain dumb. that stuff can ruin your brain.
T-Ckraz-E Said,
March 26, 2008 @ 3:05 pm
pot is natual and smoke it all day!!!!!
veronica Said,
March 27, 2008 @ 8:00 am
none of you people can spell….losers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jack Said,
March 28, 2008 @ 10:13 am
Veronica, they could just be making typos instead of spelling mistakes.
STONERBOY Said,
April 1, 2008 @ 9:01 am
you must have never smoked weed before to think that a banana at them would scare them, HAHA they would just stand up and take then banana and eat it and laugh in your face
smoke weed everyday
veronica Said,
April 4, 2008 @ 6:55 am
nobody asked you jack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jack Said,
April 7, 2008 @ 3:44 pm
No one asked you to criticize their spelling and yet, here we are…
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