Dumb Criminals

Game Over

Sunday, December 30th, 2007 • Filed under Drugs, Theft

When you call police and tell them that someone broke into your home and stole your Playstation and your pot, you aren’t just pulling the biggest bonehead move of the year by telling police you do drugs, you’re also making my job much, much easier. Keep it up!

According to the San Diego Union-Tribune, a man did exactly that, although we’re also sure he told police someone stole his Ding-Dongs and Doritos as well.

The man reported someone stole his video game system and pot at gunpoint, which was really unnecessary. You don’t need a gun to rob a pothead. They’re so high that pointing a banana at them would get the job done.

The man then called police and told him someone stole both his games and his ganja. He also got a view of the suspect’s car as it fled the scene. Apparently, it had “four wheels” and ran on magic.

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