I don’t know about you, but the world really feels a little safer tonight now that police around the world have brought two harrowing criminals to justice: (1) Willie Nelson who was caught with (gasp!) a pound and a half of marijuana and a half a pound of magic shrooms on his tour bus and (2) a Polish woman who fed her cow marijuana. Watch out Osama, you’re next.

WARSAW, Poland (Reuters)- A Polish woman who grew marijuana to calm the nerves of her cow has been charged with cultivating a narcotic by police in the western town of Lobez.

The cow had been “skittish and unruly” — once breaking a person’s arm — until someone suggested mixing cannabis in with its feed, the woman told police.

“The cow became as calm as a lamb,” the 55-year-old woman said, according to the PAP news agency.

She later added, “And after we both did a couple of hits, we ate the lamb.”

Police discovered the woman’s scheme after neighbors complained the cow kept coming by at weird hours in the night wanting to “hang out” and then wouldn’t leave the couch for three days because a special episode of “SpongeBob” was about to come on.

The woman said she bought the marijuana seeds from a local market. The manager of the “Pot Barn” declined to comment.