Hide and Sick
I’ve never envied the job some police officers have to do, especially when certain people hide contraband in an, oh let’s just call it, awkward place. The kind of place that’s immediately followed by the slapping of a rubber glove to a wrist and the wish someone had stuck with that business degree in college.
According to Metro Halifax, a man hid a stash of marijuana by tying it around his penis.
Yes, you’ve heard me right. He hid it AROUND his penis because trying to hiding IN his penis would be crazy.
The suspect was supposed to show up for court but when he failed to appear, police went to his home. He didn’t say anything because when you wrap marijuana around your junk, you don’t have to write any more material for it.
Police conducted a search after they took him to the jail and found the marijuana on his (ahem) person. Oh should I say little person?
Odin Said,
June 20, 2008 @ 9:51 pm
Looks like someone needs to throw himself AND his family off a cliff. Chill out, fool.
jon Said,
August 15, 2008 @ 3:16 pm
PENDEJO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!