His Guilt is Written on His Face
Wednesday, October 21st, 2009 • Filed under Drugs
Some stories simply defy description. I hate them because they make my job twice as hard.
Police arrested a man who had a bag of marijuana taped to his forehead, according to The Patriot News.
He actually had it tucked away in a baseball cap or so he thought. Apparently, he lost the baggie and didn’t know it was stuck to his forehead. Luckily, an officer was there to help find it for him.
The officer charged him with possession. Who knew you could be charged with possessing something and it didn’t have to involve your hands?
Tangie says: December 1st, 2009 at 10:40 am
He is so special………….
metco89 says: December 4th, 2009 at 10:47 pm
Good God, thats pothead for ya
tony says: December 5th, 2009 at 7:05 am
Are these stories even true ? with no dateline published in article ,it one of those things that makes me go hmm?
elitewaffles9 says: December 13th, 2009 at 6:05 pm
now dat i tink ’bout it tony ur rite
Frank says: December 20th, 2009 at 7:59 am
hey tony n elitewaffles9, take mouse (little thingy that your hand has in it, not to be confused with whats in your pants ) and move the arrow to the highlighted portion of the second paragraph, (blue part that says The Patriot News ) You’ll find that the arrow turns into a hand w/ a pointing finger. Push the left button on the mouse and the screen will pop up w/ dates and times from the original newspaper article.
Chrissi says: January 2nd, 2010 at 10:08 pm
Frank well it does give you the date and all that, but did someone actually did something as dumb as this? Think about that Frank who would be dumb enough to do something like that?!?!?!??!?!?!?
Wesley says: January 5th, 2010 at 8:34 pm
you see dumb things by stupid people like this all the time.
neene says: January 10th, 2010 at 10:45 pm
I kno a lot of dummys do the shit I don’t kno y the hell would smoke marujuana sell marujuana or bring it peroid on a fuckin job like they anit gone find out
Zack says: January 20th, 2010 at 2:45 pm
how would you not see a bag of drugs on your face
naomi says: January 20th, 2010 at 7:13 pm
ikr! Some of these ppl are way more special than me! p.s. i learned how to spell special yesterday.
Jordan says: January 20th, 2010 at 9:31 pm
It’s not dumb to posess it, or smoke it. And he wasnt likely to get caught. My question is, how effin small could this bag of weed possibly be for him to NOT realize its stuck to his forehead? I mean come on, seriously? I’ve personally seen dumber, I’ve got a friend who’ll be turning 20 soon here, and another friend who was gettin locked up in 7 days. They decided to party for those 7 days, straight. By the 2nd day, my soon to be 20 yr old friend went to the gas station with all of the rest of them totally trashed. When someone took too long he got out of the car (not to mention not wearing anything but underwear) with a bottle of Budweiser. He then takes the beer bottle, in a parking lot filled with people, and smashes it on the concrete.Then he proceeds to yell at the top of his lungs “LETS GET FUCKED UP!” 3 or so hours later he’s pulled over, on foot, by a police officer. The officer simply shook his hand, and told him to have himself a good night and to get back to where he came from because the next cop wouldnt probably be so nice.
paul says: January 27th, 2010 at 4:34 pm
neene by any chance are you and the guy that got busted with a bag of weed attached to his forhead good friends or maybe related ?
skittlezz says: February 23rd, 2010 at 12:10 pm
my dad skateborded on top of a jeep..naked and fucked up. it was funny, mama got pissed… idk why.
skittlezz says: February 23rd, 2010 at 12:12 pm
i think there twinz paul. congratz!! berth 2 dumbasses11lmao
psycopathicjuggalette says: February 23rd, 2010 at 12:17 pm
i love weed!!! share wit me!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahah yallz a bunch of dumbasses. put it n ur sock… pantz…. etc, etc… not on ur damn head biych!!!!!!!
laffter says: February 24th, 2010 at 10:00 am
i dont do that shit but even im smart enought (though im accident prone and prone to do stupid things also, come on who isnt?) not to hide a bag of anything illegal on my forehead!!!! The underware yes, that would be a good place cause the only way that the cops would be able to find it on me was it they were going to strip search me. But the forehead? wait, was he high when he was hiding it?
LIVI_BEAR12 says: March 26th, 2010 at 8:31 am
HAHAHAHAHA dumbasssss!