Dumb Criminals

“I Understand You’re A Man Who Knows How To Get Things”

Friday, February 25th, 2011 • Filed under Drugs, Smugglers

Isn’t the whole point of jail to be more or less banned from illegal things? If you’re in there for murder, they’re not gonna let you bring in a whole bunch of guns. And if you’re a vandal, you can see goodbye to your spray-paint and toilet paper.

According to the Press Republican, a man by the name of LaRock does not appear to have discovered this important prison rule. He was caught just a few days after his release, while smuggling marijuana and prescription drugs into the New York jail. But doesn’t the term “smuggling” usually imply being discreet? This guy’s idea of secrecy was to throw the contraband items OVER the building’s fence. Might as well have knocked politely on the door, requesting an extended stay.

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