In One Ear and Behind the Other
Friday, June 22nd, 2007 • Filed under Drugs
It’s the classic story, as old as time. Man goes up to cop. Man talks to cop. Cop finds drugs on man. Cops introduces man to Handcuffs. Man and Handcuffs fall in love and live happily ever after.
PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. (Palm Beach Post) — A 20-year-old ended up in jail Wednesday when the police officer whom he asked for directions noticed a marijuana “blunt” tucked behind his ear, police say.
Maurice Stuckey, of Dolton, Ill., was arrested on a charge of marijuana possession.
The cop reportedly noticed the “blunt” as he was doing a magic trick with a quarter and the man’s ear.
The cop then found five grams of marijuana in a purse on the floor of the car, according to the story. He said he left it there because he wasn’t able to fit it behind his ear.
Stuckey admitted to owning both the blunt and the bag of marijuana to the officer. Of course he admitted the blunt was his. What could he deny? “Oh uh, snap, sorry officer, this ain’t my ear. I’m just using it for a friend.”
earthpalladin says: July 12th, 2007 at 6:19 pm
HA! … HAHA….HAHAHAHAHA.!!!!!!!
Krystle says: July 16th, 2007 at 4:48 pm
What a maroon!!!!!!!! Hahaha . . . . .
Rachel says: July 29th, 2007 at 10:00 am
Wow, some people need to stop blazin’
cody says: October 22nd, 2007 at 9:01 am
**** that blazing is the ****
Jen says: November 3rd, 2007 at 6:24 pm
The old commercials with celebrities like Johnny Depp, (among others) that had the frying pan and the egg on the stove, said it best, “This is your brain. This is your brain on drugs. Any questions?