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Is This Weed Still Kosher?

Saturday, February 7th, 2015 • Filed under Drugs

Throughout time, pigs have been an important motif in several works. Everything from the classic novel Lord of the Flies to the British anthology series Black Mirror has employed a pig in some way or another. So what’s the pig deal? Turns out the Sus scrofa domesticus is more sus than you may think.

An Ohio man reportedly called 911 numerous times threatening to harm himself after he had downed an entire bottle of Everclear. The reason for his mindless intoxication? According to The Smoking Gun, his pet pig Millie had eaten all of his marijuana. He was then charged with disorderly conduct, and prior to detainment, he journaled that he would be placing his marijuana on higher shelves from now on. Additionally, he’ll be having baked ham for dinner.

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