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Just Say No

Monday, August 27th, 2007 • Filed under Drugs

Nancy Reagan was right. There are times when you should just say no: drugs, taffy pulls and tickets to Bon Jovi.

You should also just say no if police ask you if you set off fireworks and you were really dealing drugs. According to the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, a man did just that.

The story’s direct quote is as police were taking him away, he claimed that he “deals drugs but doesn’t set off fireworks.” Something tells me he also does drugs.

Police responded to a fireworks call in the area and police found a man run into his house. They knocked on the door, but the man refused to let them in “not by the hair of my chinny chin chin.”

They eventually made their way in, interviewed the man and arrested him on the fireworks charge when he made his confession. The lesson, kiddies? Drugs and fireworks don’t mix, no matter what the drugs and/or fireworks are telling you.

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  • Kristi says: September 6th, 2007 at 1:03 pm

    ha ha ha

  • Mad Red Queen says: September 22nd, 2007 at 12:44 pm

    Hmm, sounds like something I’d hear from someone where I live. The Rednecks, I mean- not the usual garden-variety drug users or white devils. Sure, they’ll admit that they’d never smoke cigarettes (those give ya lung cancer, dammit!), but they’ll admit to having smoked 3 joints in the past hour and to making meth in their spare time. For the community, y’know- nobody’s going to cook all of those elementary school children’s meth without some perserverance, a little love, and a lot of Nyquil.

  • Dannie James says: September 9th, 2008 at 9:24 am

    I don’t do drugs cause they r bad 4 me and u

  • Miranda Jones says: September 9th, 2008 at 9:26 am

    Yall is so stupid for doing drugs and im tellin you mammys

  • Chicken Soup says: September 9th, 2008 at 9:30 am

    daddy told me drugs are bad and they make you hairy.
    so crack will make yo crack hairy.

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