Dumb Criminals

Not Quite Manna

Friday, October 16th, 2015 • Filed under Drugs

While the addictive properties of marijuana are not quite proven to exist, I have observed that the people who need weed…need…weed. That’s why a high school friend of mine constructed a bong from a flashlight with the use of duct tape (at that point, it probably wasn’t the toxins from the drug affecting his brain) and why another friend smoked out of apples until his mother remarked on how healthily he was eating.

However, every once in a while, the kush deity comes through…bruh. Just let energy flow and it’ll flow back. According to HP, a couple in Arizona were awakened by what sounded like thunder, but turned out to be the destruction of their carport and dog’s house by a strange falling object. Upon further inspection, this unwelcome gift appeared to be a 26 pound bag of marijuana that had supposedly fallen from a smuggler’s aircraft above. One of the victims says she still wonders why she called the police when she could have made “lots of home repairs with that”.

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