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Pineapple Excess

Friday, July 25th, 2008 • Filed under Drugs, Robberies

This story might sound like an appropriate subliminal advertisement for the new “Pineapple Express,” opening in theaters everywhere on Aug. 6, but trust us, it’s not. I’d be getting paid a lot more for this crap.

Police arrested two men after they reported a robbery that occurred while they were trying to buy some pot, according to The Wichita Eagle.

The woman claimed someone stole their purse, which was full of money. That’s a stupid place to hide money.

Then they told police they intended to use the money to buy pot. Something tells me they already scored some pot before they got robbed.

So instead, the pair got arrested and charged with suspicion of possession with intent to distribute. They also vowed to find the real pot dealers.

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