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Purple Stain

Sunday, March 18th, 2012 • Filed under Drugs, Smugglers

You know what’s gross? Blood. You know what’s even grosser? THAT kind of blood. Yeah, because it’s not enough for women to give birth, do laundry, AND take care of men…they also need their abdomen turned inside out once a month. Fun. Oh, and this article gets grosser, so reader (procrastinator) discretion is advised.

Strangely enough, one woman was able to use Mother Nature’s visit to her advantage. After she reported to the jail for a probation violation, she was arrested again for drug possession. She had managed to hide a marijuana joint under a Maxi pad in her underwear. According to BG Daily News, she freaked out and claimed she had forgotten it was there; it was her “good luck roach”. Obviously, it wasn’t working…

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