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Quick, What’s the Number for 911?

October 6, 2007 @ 1:02 am · Filed under Drugs

There are some moments in this world that make you stop, sit down and really question the mentality of the human mind. Those moments for me include President Bush’s first election and subsequent re-election, every decision President Bush has made since then and this story.

According to NBC15 in Mississippi, police broke up a meth lab after one of the residents called 911 while he was trying to dial 411.

How the hell do you mistake 911 for 411? Sure, it’s only one number away, but a 4 doesn’t even look like a 9. If you had the phone turned upside down, you were blindfolded and had one of your eyes poked out, you could still dial 411, which is stupid because you should be calling 911 since one of your freaking eyes has been poked out.

Police didn’t get a response to the call, so they sent officers to the scene where they found the meth lab. If they had found a poet laureate or a “Catcher in the Rye” discussion group, I would have been even more surprised and maybe a little hopeful in humanity.

According to the story, the man who made the phone call was trying to get a hold of FEMA because they still have sent him a trailer after Hurricane Katrina. Well, I guess there’s two dumbasses in this story.



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20 Comments »

  1. Chris Said,

    October 9, 2007 @ 10:57 am

    You should avoid making political comments. That usually ends thingswith an extra dumbass in the story.

  2. Jeff Said,

    October 9, 2007 @ 4:39 pm

    I agree, there is no need to make political comment in these stories. I like Bush and I find your sight very amusing. I would hate to have to stop reading them because we don’t agree politically.

  3. Lil-Wayne Said,

    October 10, 2007 @ 1:41 pm

    He is dumb as fuck

  4. Lil-Wayne Said,

    October 10, 2007 @ 1:41 pm

    he’s a dumb ass

  5. Scooter Said,

    October 11, 2007 @ 6:19 pm

    Your right he as dumb as a rock.

  6. Mad Red Queen Said,

    October 12, 2007 @ 9:25 am

    (Laughs hysterically) THERE’S STILL PEOPLE WHO LIKE BUSH?! (Nearly cries) I THOUGHT YOU FANS ALL DIED OF EMBARASSMENT AFTER THE 100th SEGMENT ON THE DAILY SHOW ALL ABOUT BUSH DOING SOMETHING STUPID! Oh my god, no wonder people in other countries think we’re all inhabited by idiots- we apparently have a fraction of our population who’re still Bush supporters. NOW I get why we’re a laughingstock… God, why don’t you people and Bush just leave? Or castrate yourselves? Please? I’m not asking for much- just quit ruining it for the rest of us who’re sick of hearing yank-based comments from people of other countries.

  7. RAWRBLAM Said,

    October 15, 2007 @ 9:25 am

    Leave Bush out of this, these comments are suppose to be about the story, not him.

    Disappointing.

  8. noe Said,

    October 17, 2007 @ 12:50 am

    There is no point in stop reading that only for a political comment. Everybody has his own oppinion, just respect it

  9. CANADIEN Said,

    October 18, 2007 @ 9:44 am

    And you guys make fun of us

  10. Blayze Kohime Said,

    November 4, 2007 @ 11:23 am

    Its not completely off topic, since Bush was busted for drugs as a youth.

    Would you defenders care as much if they had mentioned someone you didn’t like? Likely not.

  11. Canadian23 Said,

    November 7, 2007 @ 4:48 pm

    Wow, I cant believe these people think we are the stupid ones.

  12. Hollz Said,

    November 15, 2007 @ 12:10 pm

    bush is an idiot.

    enough said.

    and dialing 911 is so simple a cat could do it…

  13. jeff Said,

    November 15, 2007 @ 12:15 pm

    I agree Bush has made some mistakes, but who hasn’t, but I would support Bush or any other concretive Cana date that shares my views and beliefs, and those of you that wish to support the ones, who want to raise taxes, and kill babies, and make it imposable for anyone to own fire arms, that’s fine just keep that shit to your self because no one else gives a shit.
    I view this web site to read the stories about stupid criminals, not just stupid people in general, so stick to the stories and keep your political opinion to your self .

    P.S. you say “Its not completely off topic, since Bush was busted for drugs as a youth. Would you defenders care as much if they had mentioned someone you didn’t like? Likely not.” OK I would not defined Bush IF you were talking about Bush’s drug use, but your not your about that your talking about his ability to run the country.

  14. jeff Said,

    November 15, 2007 @ 12:18 pm

    diling 9-1-1 is so easy demarcate could do it lol

  15. Sam Said,

    November 17, 2007 @ 6:12 am

    Well as far as world leaders go they are all morons aren’t they?

    As usual though the US has to out do us all by voting Bush in. What is the go with the world series of baseball? Isn’t it just US teams that play?

    Jeff, are you pro or anti Bush. The message that almost makes it through that gibberish is saying your pro Bush. but the gibberish in that gibberish is saying that your making out that all Bush supporters are “thinkingly impaired”. That’s just the technical name for it though so don’t bother yourself with it.

  16. danny Said,

    November 27, 2007 @ 2:05 pm

    i dont like president bush he is a FAGGET he doesn’t noe wat he is doiin fuck president bushhhhhh!!!!!

  17. Anthony Said,

    December 21, 2007 @ 1:24 pm

    yes, Bush is a Fucking Retard And He should Kill himself nobody likes him hes a queer

  18. Retired Military Man Said,

    December 28, 2007 @ 8:47 am

    Let’s all get a blow job in the White House!!

  19. Brasil221 Said,

    January 2, 2008 @ 1:09 pm

    Haha, Anthony! You’re hilarious! Hey, kids, let’s play “Count the Grammatical Errors!” =D

    1. Lowercase “yes”
    2. Uppercase “Fucking”
    3. Uppercase “Retard”
    4. Unwarranted use of word “Retard”
    5. Uppercase “And”
    6. Uppercase “He”
    7. Uppercase “Kill”
    8. Logical Fallacy: “He should Kill himself…”
    9. No period after “himself…” Run-on sentence
    10. Lowercase “nobody”
    11. No period after “him…” Run-on sentence
    12. Lowercase “hes”
    13. Improper puctuation in word “hes”
    14. Unwarranted use of word “queer”
    15. No punctuation after “queer”

    Sure, President Bush is not very smart. Sure the guy in the story called the cops to his meth lab. But I believe the true hero today is Anthony. After all, it’s not easy to fit 15 mistakes into a 17-word post. That took a lot of skill.

  20. Kate Said,

    January 29, 2008 @ 11:24 am

    Wow, I can’t believe how many hypocrits I see on this page. You say that the story should be about the dude who called the cops about his drugs, and you say that Bush should be left out of it and political opinions should be left out of it. HELLO! Do you see the problem here? You gripe about the author stating how he feels about Bush, and everyone that agrees with the author, when you took the time to defend Bush. I’m sorry, but isn’t that a political opinion? And did you not just say that political opinions should be “kept to yourself?” Tisk, tisk. How about thinking about what you’re saying BEFORE you say it?

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