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		<title>By: Kate</title>
		<link>http://www.dumbcriminals.com/drugs/quick-whats-the-number-for-911/comment-page-1/#comment-26100</link>
		<dc:creator>Kate</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jan 2008 16:24:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wow, I can't believe how many hypocrits I see on this page.  You say that the story should be about the dude who called the cops about his drugs, and you say that Bush should be left out of it and political opinions should be left out of it. HELLO! Do you see the problem here? You gripe about the author stating how he feels about Bush, and everyone that agrees with the author, when you took the time to defend Bush.  I'm sorry, but isn't that a political opinion? And did you not just say that political opinions should be "kept to yourself?" Tisk, tisk. How about thinking about what you're saying BEFORE you say it?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="KonaBody">Wow, I can&#8217;t believe how many hypocrits I see on this page.  You say that the story should be about the dude who called the cops about his drugs, and you say that Bush should be left out of it and political opinions should be left out of it. HELLO! Do you see the problem here? You gripe about the author stating how he feels about Bush, and everyone that agrees with the author, when you took the time to defend Bush.  I&#8217;m sorry, but isn&#8217;t that a political opinion? And did you not just say that political opinions should be &#8220;kept to yourself?&#8221; Tisk, tisk. How about thinking about what you&#8217;re saying BEFORE you say it?</div>
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		<title>By: Brasil221</title>
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		<dc:creator>Brasil221</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jan 2008 18:09:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Haha, Anthony! You're hilarious! Hey, kids, let's play "Count the Grammatical Errors!" =D

1. Lowercase "yes"
2. Uppercase "Fucking"
3. Uppercase "Retard"
4. Unwarranted use of word "Retard"
5. Uppercase "And"
6. Uppercase "He"
7. Uppercase "Kill"
8. Logical Fallacy: "He should Kill himself..."
9. No period after "himself..." Run-on sentence
10. Lowercase "nobody"
11. No period after "him..." Run-on sentence
12. Lowercase "hes"
13. Improper puctuation in word "hes"
14. Unwarranted use of word "queer"
15. No punctuation after "queer"

Sure, President Bush is not very smart. Sure the guy in the story called the cops to his meth lab. But I believe the true hero today is Anthony. After all, it's not easy to fit 15 mistakes into a 17-word post. That took a lot of skill.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="KonaBody">Haha, Anthony! You&#8217;re hilarious! Hey, kids, let&#8217;s play &#8220;Count the Grammatical Errors!&#8221; =D</p>
<p>1. Lowercase &#8220;yes&#8221;<br />
2. Uppercase &#8220;Fucking&#8221;<br />
3. Uppercase &#8220;Retard&#8221;<br />
4. Unwarranted use of word &#8220;Retard&#8221;<br />
5. Uppercase &#8220;And&#8221;<br />
6. Uppercase &#8220;He&#8221;<br />
7. Uppercase &#8220;Kill&#8221;<br />
8. Logical Fallacy: &#8220;He should Kill himself&#8230;&#8221;<br />
9. No period after &#8220;himself&#8230;&#8221; Run-on sentence<br />
10. Lowercase &#8220;nobody&#8221;<br />
11. No period after &#8220;him&#8230;&#8221; Run-on sentence<br />
12. Lowercase &#8220;hes&#8221;<br />
13. Improper puctuation in word &#8220;hes&#8221;<br />
14. Unwarranted use of word &#8220;queer&#8221;<br />
15. No punctuation after &#8220;queer&#8221;</p>
<p>Sure, President Bush is not very smart. Sure the guy in the story called the cops to his meth lab. But I believe the true hero today is Anthony. After all, it&#8217;s not easy to fit 15 mistakes into a 17-word post. That took a lot of skill.</p></div>
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		<title>By: Retired Military Man</title>
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		<dc:creator>Retired Military Man</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Dec 2007 13:47:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Let's all get a blow job in the White House!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="KonaBody">Let&#8217;s all get a blow job in the White House!!</div>
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		<title>By: Anthony</title>
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		<dc:creator>Anthony</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Dec 2007 18:24:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>yes, Bush is a Fucking Retard And He should Kill himself nobody likes him hes a queer</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="KonaBody">yes, Bush is a Fucking Retard And He should Kill himself nobody likes him hes a queer</div>
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		<title>By: danny</title>
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		<dc:creator>danny</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Nov 2007 19:05:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i dont like president bush he is a FAGGET he doesn't noe wat he is doiin  fuck president bushhhhhh!!!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="KonaBody">i dont like president bush he is a FAGGET he doesn&#8217;t noe wat he is doiin  fuck president bushhhhhh!!!!!</div>
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		<title>By: Sam</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sam</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Nov 2007 11:12:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Well as far as world leaders go they are all morons aren't they?

As usual though the US has to out do us all by voting Bush in. What is the go with the world series of baseball? Isn't it just US teams that play?

Jeff, are you pro or anti Bush. The message that almost makes it through that gibberish is saying your pro Bush. but the gibberish in that gibberish is saying that your making out that all Bush supporters are "thinkingly impaired". That’s just the technical name for it though so don't bother yourself with it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="KonaBody">Well as far as world leaders go they are all morons aren&#8217;t they?</p>
<p>As usual though the US has to out do us all by voting Bush in. What is the go with the world series of baseball? Isn&#8217;t it just US teams that play?</p>
<p>Jeff, are you pro or anti Bush. The message that almost makes it through that gibberish is saying your pro Bush. but the gibberish in that gibberish is saying that your making out that all Bush supporters are &#8220;thinkingly impaired&#8221;. That’s just the technical name for it though so don&#8217;t bother yourself with it.</p></div>
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		<title>By: jeff</title>
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		<dc:creator>jeff</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Nov 2007 17:18:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>diling 9-1-1 is so easy demarcate  could do it lol</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="KonaBody">diling 9-1-1 is so easy demarcate  could do it lol</div>
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		<title>By: jeff</title>
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		<dc:creator>jeff</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Nov 2007 17:15:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I agree Bush has made some mistakes, but who hasn’t, but I would support Bush or any other concretive Cana date that shares my views and beliefs, and those of you that wish to support the ones, who want to raise taxes, and kill babies, and make it imposable for anyone to own fire arms, that’s fine just keep that shit to your self because no one else gives a shit.
	I view this web site to read the stories about stupid criminals, not just stupid people in general, so stick to the stories and keep your political opinion to your self .
	
            P.S. you say  “Its not completely off topic, since Bush was busted for drugs as a youth.  Would you defenders care as much if they had mentioned someone you didn’t like? Likely not.”  OK I would not defined Bush IF you were talking about Bush’s drug use, but your not your about that your talking about his ability to run the country.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="KonaBody">I agree Bush has made some mistakes, but who hasn’t, but I would support Bush or any other concretive Cana date that shares my views and beliefs, and those of you that wish to support the ones, who want to raise taxes, and kill babies, and make it imposable for anyone to own fire arms, that’s fine just keep that shit to your self because no one else gives a shit.<br />
	I view this web site to read the stories about stupid criminals, not just stupid people in general, so stick to the stories and keep your political opinion to your self .</p>
<p>            P.S. you say  “Its not completely off topic, since Bush was busted for drugs as a youth.  Would you defenders care as much if they had mentioned someone you didn’t like? Likely not.”  OK I would not defined Bush IF you were talking about Bush’s drug use, but your not your about that your talking about his ability to run the country.</p></div>
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		<title>By: Hollz</title>
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		<dc:creator>Hollz</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Nov 2007 17:10:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>bush is an idiot.

enough said.

and dialing 911 is so simple a cat could do it...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="KonaBody">bush is an idiot.</p>
<p>enough said.</p>
<p>and dialing 911 is so simple a cat could do it&#8230;</p></div>
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		<title>By: Canadian23</title>
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		<dc:creator>Canadian23</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Nov 2007 21:48:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wow, I cant believe these people think we are the stupid ones.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="KonaBody">Wow, I cant believe these people think we are the stupid ones.</div>
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		<title>By: Blayze Kohime</title>
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		<dc:creator>Blayze Kohime</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Nov 2007 16:23:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Its not completely off topic, since Bush was busted for drugs as a youth.

Would you defenders care as much if they had mentioned someone you didn't like? Likely not.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="KonaBody">Its not completely off topic, since Bush was busted for drugs as a youth.</p>
<p>Would you defenders care as much if they had mentioned someone you didn&#8217;t like? Likely not.</p></div>
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		<title>By: CANADIEN</title>
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		<dc:creator>CANADIEN</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Oct 2007 14:44:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>And you guys make fun of us</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="KonaBody">And you guys make fun of us</div>
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		<title>By: noe</title>
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		<dc:creator>noe</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Oct 2007 05:50:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>There is no point in stop reading that only for a political comment. Everybody has his own oppinion, just respect it</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="KonaBody">There is no point in stop reading that only for a political comment. Everybody has his own oppinion, just respect it</div>
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		<title>By: RAWRBLAM</title>
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		<dc:creator>RAWRBLAM</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Oct 2007 14:25:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Leave Bush out of this, these comments are suppose to be about the story, not him.

Disappointing.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="KonaBody">Leave Bush out of this, these comments are suppose to be about the story, not him.</p>
<p>Disappointing.</p></div>
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		<title>By: Mad Red Queen</title>
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		<dc:creator>Mad Red Queen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Oct 2007 14:25:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>(Laughs hysterically) THERE'S STILL PEOPLE WHO LIKE BUSH?! (Nearly cries) I THOUGHT YOU FANS ALL DIED OF EMBARASSMENT AFTER THE 100th SEGMENT ON THE DAILY SHOW ALL ABOUT BUSH DOING SOMETHING STUPID!  Oh my god, no wonder people in other countries think we're all inhabited by idiots- we apparently have a fraction of our population who're still Bush supporters. NOW I get why we're a laughingstock... God, why don't you people and Bush just leave? Or castrate yourselves? Please? I'm not asking for much- just quit ruining it for the rest of us who're sick of hearing yank-based comments from people of other countries.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="KonaBody">(Laughs hysterically) THERE&#8217;S STILL PEOPLE WHO LIKE BUSH?! (Nearly cries) I THOUGHT YOU FANS ALL DIED OF EMBARASSMENT AFTER THE 100th SEGMENT ON THE DAILY SHOW ALL ABOUT BUSH DOING SOMETHING STUPID!  Oh my god, no wonder people in other countries think we&#8217;re all inhabited by idiots- we apparently have a fraction of our population who&#8217;re still Bush supporters. NOW I get why we&#8217;re a laughingstock&#8230; God, why don&#8217;t you people and Bush just leave? Or castrate yourselves? Please? I&#8217;m not asking for much- just quit ruining it for the rest of us who&#8217;re sick of hearing yank-based comments from people of other countries.</div>
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		<title>By: Scooter</title>
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		<dc:creator>Scooter</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Oct 2007 23:19:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Your right he as dumb as a rock.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="KonaBody">Your right he as dumb as a rock.</div>
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		<title>By: Lil-Wayne</title>
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		<dc:creator>Lil-Wayne</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Oct 2007 18:41:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>he's a dumb ass</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="KonaBody">he&#8217;s a dumb ass</div>
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		<title>By: Lil-Wayne</title>
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		<dc:creator>Lil-Wayne</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Oct 2007 18:41:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>He is dumb as fuck</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="KonaBody">He is dumb as fuck</div>
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		<title>By: Jeff</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Oct 2007 21:39:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I agree, there is no need to make political comment in these stories.  I like Bush and I find your sight very amusing.  I would hate to have to stop reading them because we don't agree politically.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="KonaBody">I agree, there is no need to make political comment in these stories.  I like Bush and I find your sight very amusing.  I would hate to have to stop reading them because we don&#8217;t agree politically.</div>
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		<title>By: Chris</title>
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		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Oct 2007 15:57:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You should avoid making political comments. That usually ends thingswith an extra dumbass in the story.</description>
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