Quick, What’s the Number for 911?
Saturday, October 6th, 2007 • Filed under Drugs
There are some moments in this world that make you stop, sit down and really question the mentality of the human mind. Those moments for me include President Bush’s first election and subsequent re-election, every decision President Bush has made since then and this story.
According to NBC15 in Mississippi, police broke up a meth lab after one of the residents called 911 while he was trying to dial 411.
How the hell do you mistake 911 for 411? Sure, it’s only one number away, but a 4 doesn’t even look like a 9. If you had the phone turned upside down, you were blindfolded and had one of your eyes poked out, you could still dial 411, which is stupid because you should be calling 911 since one of your freaking eyes has been poked out.
Police didn’t get a response to the call, so they sent officers to the scene where they found the meth lab. If they had found a poet laureate or a “Catcher in the Rye” discussion group, I would have been even more surprised and maybe a little hopeful in humanity.
According to the story, the man who made the phone call was trying to get a hold of FEMA because they still have sent him a trailer after Hurricane Katrina. Well, I guess there’s two dumbasses in this story.
Chris says: October 9th, 2007 at 10:57 am
Jeff says: October 9th, 2007 at 4:39 pm
Lil-Wayne says: October 10th, 2007 at 1:41 pm
Lil-Wayne says: October 10th, 2007 at 1:41 pm
Scooter says: October 11th, 2007 at 6:19 pm
Mad Red Queen says: October 12th, 2007 at 9:25 am
RAWRBLAM says: October 15th, 2007 at 9:25 am
Disappointing.
noe says: October 17th, 2007 at 12:50 am
CANADIEN says: October 18th, 2007 at 9:44 am
Blayze Kohime says: November 4th, 2007 at 11:23 am
Would you defenders care as much if they had mentioned someone you didn’t like? Likely not.
Canadian23 says: November 7th, 2007 at 4:48 pm
Hollz says: November 15th, 2007 at 12:10 pm
enough said.
and dialing 911 is so simple a cat could do it…
jeff says: November 15th, 2007 at 12:15 pm
I view this web site to read the stories about stupid criminals, not just stupid people in general, so stick to the stories and keep your political opinion to your self .
P.S. you say “Its not completely off topic, since Bush was busted for drugs as a youth. Would you defenders care as much if they had mentioned someone you didn’t like? Likely not.” OK I would not defined Bush IF you were talking about Bush’s drug use, but your not your about that your talking about his ability to run the country.
jeff says: November 15th, 2007 at 12:18 pm
Sam says: November 17th, 2007 at 6:12 am
As usual though the US has to out do us all by voting Bush in. What is the go with the world series of baseball? Isn’t it just US teams that play?
Jeff, are you pro or anti Bush. The message that almost makes it through that gibberish is saying your pro Bush. but the gibberish in that gibberish is saying that your making out that all Bush supporters are “thinkingly impaired”. That’s just the technical name for it though so don’t bother yourself with it.
danny says: November 27th, 2007 at 2:05 pm
Anthony says: December 21st, 2007 at 1:24 pm
Retired Military Man says: December 28th, 2007 at 8:47 am
Brasil221 says: January 2nd, 2008 at 1:09 pm
1. Lowercase “yes”
2. Uppercase “Fucking”
3. Uppercase “Retard”
4. Unwarranted use of word “Retard”
5. Uppercase “And”
6. Uppercase “He”
7. Uppercase “Kill”
8. Logical Fallacy: “He should Kill himself…”
9. No period after “himself…” Run-on sentence
10. Lowercase “nobody”
11. No period after “him…” Run-on sentence
12. Lowercase “hes”
13. Improper puctuation in word “hes”
14. Unwarranted use of word “queer”
15. No punctuation after “queer”
Sure, President Bush is not very smart. Sure the guy in the story called the cops to his meth lab. But I believe the true hero today is Anthony. After all, it’s not easy to fit 15 mistakes into a 17-word post. That took a lot of skill.
Kate says: January 29th, 2008 at 11:24 am