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Scattered, Smothered, Arrested

Thursday, February 25th, 2016 • Filed under Drugs

Posing a question to my fellow college town inhabitants and all others with fond memories…when was the last time you were completely sober in a Waffle House? Worse yet, when was the last time you were throwing up while completely sober? I’ll give you a hint, it was whenever you were sober in a Waffle House.

Luckily, one waitress is taking care of her fellow employees in this regard. Acting on a motive still unknown, she was caught on camera pouring methamphetamine into a coworker’s drink. According to The Smoking Gun, the drink proved to be entirely too stiff and the employee had to be hospitalized. For the first time in the world, a Waffle House employee couldn’t handle their liquor.

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