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Someone is trying to rob me of my…

Tuesday, August 30th, 2005 • Filed under Drugs

A less than intelligent Queens man was jailed after he called cops to report that he was being robbed — of his pot, prosecutors said. Jean Mere, 21, allegedly dialed 911 last Wednesday to report a holdup. “I called the police because someone was trying to rob me of my marijuana,” Meme told cops, according to court papers. “That is my car and my marijuana. I was going to sell the marijuana.” Police spotted more than 8 ounces of pot in plastic bags inside the car. Meme, of Queens Village, was ordered held on $2,000 bail at his arraignment.

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